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Mind Demotivational Poster


WHEN YOU SEE IT... - you'll shit bricks


TAGS: mind fuck shit bricks see it
Rating: 3.73/5
culos - March 7, 2010, 6:08 pm
As long as you're wearing your scuba gear :-)
rerun - March 7, 2010, 6:05 pm

I hear you, and a better time is had by all.
culos - March 7, 2010, 6:00 pm
Yup, I do not enjoy women sitting on my face, if that position is required I'd rather dive. Can't take the pressure anymore at my advanced age..... ;-)
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:59 pm

me?
culos - March 7, 2010, 5:54 pm
Are you dissing me??????
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:34 pm

this is a sclose as he will ever get to having a woman sit on his face....and enjoy it
culos - March 7, 2010, 5:33 pm
Whatevah, can you please get your fat ass off of me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2010, 5:28 pm
Why was I singing?...I must have been really loaded that day.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:19 pm

we see it, thanks for ruining our fun.
beccaking - March 7, 2010, 5:15 pm
omg people! how can you not see it?!? they're sitting on someone!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:56 am
Maria Maria She reminds me of a west side story Growing up in Spanish Harlem She's living the life just like a movie star
RAWR - December 15, 2009, 12:53 am
cinderella cinderella..
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:44 am
OMFGROFLMFAO
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:47 pm
Isn't this a complete do over?
Krissie - November 28, 2009, 6:46 pm
Someone is NOT having fun playing peek-a-boo! :P
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 4:48 pm
if nobody is holding a camera how did they take the picture Zagato?
Zagato - November 28, 2009, 4:32 pm
or what about the flash in the mirror and nobody holding a camera


MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?


TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.16/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm
YOU! YOU! SWEET JESUS H. TAPDANCING CHRIST! YOU! NOT "U!" AARGH!
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am
Ha!


YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it


TAGS: mission impossible mind fuck
Rating: 4.8/5

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Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm

nice
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm
Sounds like something I'd do...


FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.


TAGS: bush hot xxx super shit bricks mind fuck emo awesome jailbait america
Rating: 2.35/5

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domo - December 31, 2008, 10:45 pm
hahahahahaha


DIRTY MIND - Do you have one?


TAGS: dirty mind
Rating: 2.02/5
Silvermist - March 8, 2009, 11:15 pm
Freddles.... I think like that too...
dotdotdot - December 2, 2008, 3:14 am
Man hands... yes they are dirty.
Freddles - November 19, 2008, 3:24 pm
OH "me" you legendary person. now if only every girl i knew thought like that..
me - September 25, 2008, 5:58 am
I say again... THAT is such an american attitude; that any kind of human sexuality is "dirty" and therefore wrong. There is nothing "dirty" about what one might think this looks like.
Arpaleggia - September 10, 2008, 2:32 pm
Seconded
Homeless Joe - April 12, 2008, 8:25 pm
Yes. Yes, I do.


PRISONER - We are not prisoners of Fate... Only prisoners of our Mind


TAGS: prisoner mind fate
Rating: 4.63/5

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Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:17 pm
Besides... I think it's seeing you...
rerun - January 11, 2012, 7:15 pm

Once it is here it is here for good.
MashiMashi - January 11, 2012, 2:00 am
tyake this shit, down, im tired of seeing it
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 2:00 pm
Thanks :) , I had no eye-dea people liked this kind of disturbing pics... XD
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 1:46 pm
Dude! I love photoshop more and more every day. 5 Creepy Eyes for you!


MY MIND - Is like lightning... One BRILLIANT flash... Then it's gone


TAGS: my mind is like lightning
Rating: 4.62/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 10, 2012, 9:41 am
Hahahaha, nice, I would've said the same, but then I'm contradicting my own poster XD lol
OmegaReaper - February 9, 2012, 3:19 pm
xD for me its more like ''seasonal thunder storms'' witch happen really rarely :P


A DIRTY MIND -


TAGS: a dirty mind is a joy for ever
Rating: 4.04/5

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FelixA9 - February 13, 2010, 8:33 pm
mmmmm Maggots.
culos - January 5, 2010, 5:45 am
Why? Are you fruit-intolerant?
R.S.Jake - January 4, 2010, 2:36 pm
I just threw-up in my mouth a little.


EQUITY -


TAGS: education mind cancer
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sho - August 11, 2015, 3:44 pm
No, not anyone can afford one
freasy - August 11, 2015, 1:15 pm
And before someone starts on free European College, look at the tax base, what it takes to get in, and please don't forget the fees that almost equal US tuition rates.
freasy - August 11, 2015, 1:06 pm
Anyone can afford an education. You just want to want it bad enough. The real tragedy is the loss of brilliant minds in the socially and morally bankrupt edges of society.
falloutghoul - February 28, 2013, 7:13 pm
Then our system of education is broken!


CUTENESS -


TAGS: cute dirty mind animal few
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:48 pm

lolz...nicely done.
gas - December 15, 2011, 3:55 pm
hahahaha.. true story


Love Is A Drug -


TAGS: love mind altering emotion cupid junkie
Rating: 4.75/5

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falloutghoul - September 8, 2013, 8:05 am
Rule #1: Never underestimate... the OTHER guy's greed!


PEACE OF MIND -


TAGS: peace mind
Rating: 4.79/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:27 am
Wow, I mean wow.
NickLuckyAwsome - June 25, 2011, 10:03 pm
Lol ^
NickLuckyAwsome - June 25, 2011, 10:01 pm
fuck this shit but awsome pic though :3
NickLuckyAwsome - June 25, 2011, 10:00 pm
hold up it wouldnt let me type p e n i s
NickLuckyAwsome - June 25, 2011, 9:59 pm
Guy under meis a noob and this looks like a penis ---Ȕ
NickLuckyAwsome - June 25, 2011, 9:57 pm
I agree its cute and TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:16 pm
What a cute monkey.


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: mind heart smart anyway
Rating: 4.97/5

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NumberXIII - September 27, 2011, 1:53 am
You could easily replace the word "heart" with... some other part of your anatomy


UNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: life picture mind
Rating: 4.58/5

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THE EASIEST WAY - To change a persons mind... Is with a 160gr boat tail


TAGS: the easiest way change mind
Rating: 4.25/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 11, 2012, 12:29 pm
Firearms have been the way to end an argument if you're wrong for many years, and will continue to do so over years to come
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:46 pm

Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest. Mahatma Gandhi
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 9:06 pm
for the record, not insulting you, bloody saything my boss told me once
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 9:06 pm
YES!!! For there is no 'I' in 'TEAM', but there's a 'U' in 'CUNT'
carebear - March 7, 2012, 8:09 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 7:46 pm
Agreed, because if something is broken... shoot it (Ps, might want to invest in a 'F' key for your keyboard lol)
carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:25 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 2:33 pm
HAHAHAHA!!! GySgt1811a, lol, you made my day :D thanks XD
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 2:32 pm
Ah, correction... I never said that I collect guns, Christ, I'm too young to own one in my neck of the woods anyway, I do have a air rifle though, but only one item of a particular type doesn't count as a collection in my eyes though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2012, 12:34 pm
and that's just pathetic and weak....If you want to be tough....try using your hands.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2012, 12:33 pm
OK. Why collect guns then? Does it make you feel like a big man? Guns aren't toys...they're tools. I repeat...Unless you're hunting, you don't need guns, except to shore up your ego.
GySgt1811a - March 7, 2012, 12:26 pm
Bows and Arrows.
carebear - March 7, 2012, 12:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 11:03 am
It is NOT a violent hobby :O good grief man... well, according to world law it's an 'illegal' hobby to shoot people, but not a violent hobby, there is a difference
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 11:01 am
OH ok, now I'm with you, like magnum vs ordinary rounds (similar, not exact I know) ok, now all the misty cataracts have been removed from my minds ability to comprehend it thanks
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2012, 10:16 am
I collect books.....I don't need a violent hobby. (I do own guns, but they provide me with food...not entertainment)
MPsniper - March 7, 2012, 9:55 am
.308 is not military nomenclature. there are different ballistics and pressures. same same as .223 vs 5.56. slightly differing shoulder, but mainly different pressure. you could fire .223 in a rifle chambered for 5.56, but NOT the other way around.
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 8:13 pm
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't 7.62mm diameter the same as a .30cal?? .308 is 7.8232mm according to my calculations or are you speaking of 2 different rounds completely?? if so, then I retract my statement.
ICEMAN - March 6, 2012, 6:33 pm
All 36 of them (approx).
MPsniper - March 6, 2012, 6:21 pm
.308 is civie. the correct nomenclature is 7.62×51mm NATO
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 6:06 pm
......... *types witty comeback* ... Shit *deletes it* ....... ummm.... AH HA!!!! screw that then... 155mm Howitzer :P (I always thought it's APFSDS not APDSFS?? and oddly I know what that stood for before reading the last line...
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 6:00 pm
And to everyone's amazement... I'm not American :O South African all the way :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 6, 2012, 5:25 pm
You Americans really love your guns.
GySgt1811a - March 6, 2012, 4:51 pm
Ok, Ok, Ok. Then I'll go with my old standby. A 120 mm APDSFS* depleted uranium round at, wait for it, 5800 fps! (Or, go nuke. That's next.) *"Armor Piercing Discarding Sabot Fin Stabilized" (So there! ;} )
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:10 am
Actually it would be a 175 gr boat tail hollow point (or OTM). 168 lacks in terminal ballistics past 600 yds.
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 8:37 am
~[Cont.]~ but rather a more interesting choice... called the Cheyenne Tactical 419gr .408 cal. there's something to think about ;) lol, but thanks to both of you for keeping my life on the "holy crap I made a mistake" area ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 8:35 am
Ok, there's where I fell short, although there is a 160gr you guys are referring to the USMC .308?? ok, now I'm with you, but personally, I prefer one bullet above all else, and no I'm not mental to go for the .50BMG or .505 Gibbs, ~[Cont. in reply]~
MPsniper - March 6, 2012, 4:55 am
at 800 yards and beyond, i bump it up to a 190 gr match king.
GySgt1811a - March 5, 2012, 7:23 pm
Ah, we're just being anal. The USMC .308 is a 168 gr. Lake City National Match boat tailed spitzer. But it sure don't matter to the poor fool that gets one between the running lights. Just ignore us and keep up the good work.
M0rd3kaI - March 5, 2012, 5:00 pm
You sure?? (I'm really not going to argue, what I know of ammo can hurt myself) http://picturearchive.gunauction.com/3742193419/9888437/mvc-011f.jpg_thumbnail1.jpg
GySgt1811a - March 5, 2012, 3:21 pm
Thanks, MP, you beat me to it.
MPsniper - March 5, 2012, 2:50 pm
it would actually be a 168 gr boat tail


DIRTY MIND -


TAGS: dirty mind imagination
Rating: 2.81/5

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jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:54 pm
This WAY old, This has been to the end of the internet and back


BEATLE•ISM -


TAGS: beatles mindfucks
Rating: 3.55/5

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jig - January 31, 2012, 3:45 pm
Thought my room wasn't big enough. Well, it is !!
Screamin Daemon - December 15, 2009, 9:29 am
Now this is some F'd up S... How does it work? I stared at the enlarged picture till my eyes hurt.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:44 am
Fucking Cool as Shit!
Sarah B - June 11, 2009, 4:34 pm
OMG, I want a print.. how can I get one? Amazing! I have goosebumps!
Sean. - February 12, 2009, 5:05 pm
Can I get one of Ringo? Now he WAS the Beatles.
Tuckerr - February 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
owww my eyes :'(
rerun - February 4, 2009, 7:49 pm
This is fantastic. I would buy a print of this....


MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -


TAGS: reminder mothers day is this sunday
Rating: 5/5

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pzykosiz - May 8, 2016, 3:44 am
if you get her a bad present, you could have just continued the lyrics
maoworks2 - May 6, 2016, 1:33 pm
Great One.
concern3 - May 4, 2016, 4:08 pm
nice, UP yours


FEAR -


TAGS: exists in the mind
Rating: 4.86/5

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Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 6:55 am

Btw....nice one LA.
Reality Lord - December 11, 2011, 3:50 pm

nice smack hammy. not much to add. the site has most definatel;y changed since its creation and a broader spectrum now applies. now, if you'd like to test policy i don't believe comments is where to do it. address mr m or the mods through pm's...and ty
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:19 pm
Get em hammy! True Art has no restrictions, test the boundaries and reap the rewards. (yes you can quote me)
Hawamleh - December 9, 2011, 3:51 am
IMHO I've seen a million of you come and go, you come around a bit, hate for a while, and you're forgotten, so unless you do something that makes you worthwhile, then rant all you want, we've heard it a million times.
caveman - December 8, 2011, 9:19 pm
This poster may not be Demotivational to the fullest extent, but it sure as hell isn't motivational IMO.
crankyhead - December 8, 2011, 3:57 pm
Mallee, maybe you should try creating a poster or two before you start criticizing those who do. You'll find that your opinions about the nature of this site will get a whole lot more respect from the people who participate here, once you participate too
Greeny - December 8, 2011, 7:37 am
They have wrenches in your size too
mallee - December 8, 2011, 6:28 am
Thank you for your fulsome helpfulness, oh superior one. Your response just about sums up the attitude of smugness about this site. Will you be my guru?
Greeny - December 8, 2011, 6:16 am
They sell bulbs at the hardware store
mallee - December 8, 2011, 3:05 am
I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be a smartarse or to be rude. But how is this DEmotivational? So much of the content of this site is purely MOTIVATIONAL unless I'm missing something... Please, enlighten me.


LONELINESS -




MORAL STARE -


TAGS: life time human nature control mind power clint eastwood 1930
Rating: 3.52/5

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StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am
ha ha!! research paper help
Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
clint eastwood. This is the face of death


MY MIND - It's like a steel trap... rusty and illegal in 37 states.




CORPORATE -


TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power future new slave
Rating: 3.58/5

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Treehodger - February 4, 2010, 4:11 pm
Should I ever make the mistake of getting married, I am wearing that on the day. 5 lynched lions.


RELIGION -




Portal -


TAGS: teleport wormhole mind fuck
Rating: 2.88/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 11:56 pm
Can we send other things through this portal? It seems an easy way to poison someone's drink. *Wink* *Wink* 5/5
Charlie - September 14, 2009, 11:53 pm
1) the pot need to be poured at higher height for that tall of arc. 2) the blue portal cup needs to be tilted in order for it to make that wide of a arc...
Bob Chin - May 1, 2009, 8:13 am
Telepathy...I'm lovin' it.


NEXT CUSTOMER PLEASE -


TAGS: how the fu oh nevermind
Rating: 4.41/5

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Reality Lord - March 27, 2011, 11:38 am

lol.


INNOCENCE -




NEWSPAPER TAXIS - appear on the shore waiting to take you away




LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


PERCEPTION - do you choose to take that of others or to break free and take that of yourself




SYMBOLISM -




KEEP AN OPEN MIND - But not so open that your brain falls out...




THE 90S - This about sums it up.


TAGS: the 1990s oh well whatever nevermind
Rating: 3.57/5

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djinnyf - March 19, 2011, 7:11 am
I miss the 90s....... xx
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 7:18 pm
why don't you marry it?


SO GAUCHE -


TAGS: patricia mindfuck spot the monkey
Rating: 3.17/5

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Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:26 pm
I think I've seen every episode three times. Twice for sure. Soap was amazing. But there are great shows now.
rerun - August 22, 2009, 1:23 pm

Hell, thet Taits were pretty awsome in their own right. Wish they still had shows like that on now.
Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:22 pm
I don't think Benson ever drove the Taits around anywhere. God Benson was great, eh? But thanks for the comments.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 12:54 pm
Ever seen the British show Jeeves and Wooster? Jeeves is played by Steven Fry and Wooster is played by Hugh Laurie (house).
MrRandom - August 22, 2009, 3:14 am
I'm with Sean on needing a butler named Jeeves. So stereotypical but just classic.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 3:13 am
5 Monkeys! But I think I would want a butler named Benson.


DIRTY MIND - Your busted.


TAGS: dirty mind
Rating: 3.93/5

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russturley - December 2, 2009, 7:24 pm
You're busted.
Jarhead - December 1, 2009, 4:49 pm
So sorry. Wish I could of used an animated version.
thatonechick - December 1, 2009, 4:43 pm
Why did I do that? I hate long posters. :/


RELIGION -


TAGS: life time religion control mind power
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - December 16, 2009, 12:05 am
P.s.: 1L.
Sean - December 16, 2009, 12:05 am
I knew it! It's those bastards from Mumenchance, eh? Bet they're not even deaf. That's it, I'm painting all my walls a glossy white and gluing all the light switches in the "on" position. Nobodies controlling MY mind. Nobody.


SEXOLOGY -


TAGS: dirty mind masturbation organism orgasm
Rating: 2.91/5

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forseti - May 12, 2012, 8:50 am
Sorry to hear that!
SteveFurlong - May 11, 2012, 10:28 pm
The pic with the "dirty mind" text was funny. It was in no way enhanced by your caption.


ZOMBIES - They love women for their minds


TAGS: zombies chicks women brains minds pancakes
Rating: 2.71/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 2, 2008, 5:30 pm
I HATE tunnels, but I still love this Moti. Well done!


BUSINESS -


TAGS: mind your own
Rating: 4.58/5

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Sho - June 11, 2011, 12:15 am
Cool song


freedom -


TAGS: free your mind mariand
Rating: 4.93/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 11:27 am
You Got It !
GaryO - November 18, 2013, 8:04 pm
One of your best, mariand. Simply profound.
Greeny - November 18, 2013, 3:18 pm
Amsome - 5
motinet - November 18, 2013, 10:11 am

DEEP


OBVIOUS -




PURPOSE -




INCLINATION -


TAGS: change your mind
Rating: 4.79/5

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GaryO - July 14, 2013, 9:53 am
Heh, I try to stay logged on. Still trying to figger how. Log off? Just go to the forum and poke the ‘logout’ button….or, just wait there in the forum (like go take a pee), then you’ll magically be logged out. Good Q&A stuff over there too.
Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:18 am
How does one log out?
440wakeup - June 7, 2011, 11:00 am
yes I too am uncomfortable on how EZ I've accepted the new government ECO-green ight-bulbs
Greeny - June 6, 2011, 5:14 pm
perfect!
Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:28 pm

awe50me!!! fav'd dude


MARRIAGE - You idiot!


TAGS: strongheart readymind fear advice marriage
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:41 pm
Hahaha I can swear but it *'s assume. The irony...I love it.
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:40 pm
ahhh others with exs I assume. Should make our own forum lol. Thanks for the comments
mariand - May 5, 2012, 7:11 pm
so damn true...
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 1:55 pm
Amen!


REMEMBER, KIDS... - When you find yourself at the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on!


TAGS: dont mind me im just gonna hang out assignment for december 28 suicide
Rating: 3.81/5

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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:37 pm
Hilarious. dark, Dark, DARK, and hilarious. 5/5


DICTATORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


OPEN-MINDED - If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.


TAGS: open minded brains
Rating: 4.15/5

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gas - August 7, 2011, 2:43 am
take my wife!


SQUIRREL MINDMELD - Your Mind and My Mind Are Now One.




DIRTY MIND - What starts with p, ends with orn, starts with c, ends with ock, starts with f, ends with uck, starts with c and ends with unt? Popcorn, crock, firetruck and count.


TAGS: dirty mind joke
Rating: 3.9/5

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Verdeckt - September 9, 2011, 6:17 am
backlot
Verdeckt - September 9, 2011, 6:16 am
It's like the moon landing. People are either going to remember where they were... or think it's a conspiracy created in a hollywood.
CloudchaserS - September 9, 2011, 5:42 am
Woohoo! My first attempt at a Motifake and it gets approved!


BENDING SPOONS - Last night I concentrated so hard on getting the frozen ice cream out of the container that I bent the spoon.




Mind Teaser -


TAGS: teaser mind i q test brain
Rating: 2.63/5

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Doc - January 28, 2009, 7:10 am
Indeed Pro, it's used to assess impulse control. :-)
Suh-weet - November 19, 2008, 1:07 pm
Duh.......... I said "White" when I looked at the word "Green" written in black.. FAIL. Kill me now.
pro - November 3, 2008, 3:22 am
It's called the Stroop effect (if memory serves).


HERBIVORE BASHERS - There are still narrow minded bigots out there who refuse to accept herbivores because of their alternative lifestyle


TAGS: herbivore bashers narrow minded bigots
Rating: 4.91/5

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Budog - February 7, 2012, 3:04 am
It is a metaphor. The dinosaurs are T-Tex, major carnivores. So it is a metaphor of what a narrow minded father's reaction when he son says he is gay....
Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:38 am
Is this a metaphor?...or is this seriously a herbivore joke? LOL, either way, well done.
Budog - June 10, 2011, 4:29 pm
My Dad is proud I am a vagitarian...
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 2:13 pm
I've got nothing against herbivores. Some of them are actually quite tasty!
Kspace - June 10, 2011, 8:23 am
Attention, herbivores: My food eats your food.


LITTLE REMINDERS -


TAGS: reminders 2012 christmas motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.46/5

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TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 9:18 am
good to be notified
lesterinside - January 30, 2010, 9:33 am
I have a friend named scottie
Eternal Lord Jackass - January 27, 2010, 4:52 am
I can see my house from here!
Overlord Douchebag - January 1, 2010, 1:54 am
I reckon you'll be one of them.
mauser98k - December 31, 2009, 11:34 pm
i wonder how many sheeple are going to kill themselves on 12/20/12?
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:19 pm
Looks like someone turned on the LHC...
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 10:18 am
I can't wait!


DIRTY MIND -




JUST A QUICK REMINDER - Before you judge people remember this Amateurs built the Ark While professionals built the Titanic


TAGS: dreamagnum quick reminder
Rating: 3.97/5

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rleehair - December 31, 2010, 7:22 am
though the Irish built i it was a british captain who steered the boat into an iceburg
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 2:11 pm
How could anyone expect something Irish to not go "into the drink"?
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:04 am
Nicely done Dre
CpnKangaroo - January 24, 2010, 3:05 am
Actually the irish built the titanic. idk if you could call them professionals, but they drank like 'em. also a recent biography has shown it sank due to poor rivets in the steel plating. but 5l for originality


CHEMTRAIL DELIVERY SYSTEM - Governments worldwide secretly use them to control the minds of their citizens.


TAGS: government mind control citizens
Rating: 3.18/5

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omnicaulk - December 7, 2009, 5:15 am
Dout? really?
HAHA - April 24, 2009, 11:20 am
Wouldnt dout it. You gotta be a liberal.


MIND CONTROL - With great power comes great responsibility. Now get me a beer!


TAGS: humor super power mind control beer space
Rating: 2.82/5

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RONSART - August 13, 2008, 6:17 pm
VERY GOOD


SOCIAL CONSCIENCE -




those moments -


TAGS: human reminders music
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 30, 2014, 4:52 pm
It's so sad...but a hopeful 5L kinda sad.
chickenlittle - June 12, 2014, 9:43 pm
Thank you Gary and RL! I loved this photo.
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 8:23 am
Yeah, WOW...rather BOW WOW, 5 of 'em...and a WOOF
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:09 am

yep...this one gets a double wow :)
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:06 am

wow
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:06 am

wow


PICK A CARD........... -


TAGS: how the mind doesnt work
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - August 21, 2013, 9:22 am
You are of the few, JayDub.
JesusWept - August 21, 2013, 2:34 am
Look carefully on both rows of cards and compare them. None of the cards in the first row appear in the second. It's a whole different set. Thats why you wont see your card of choice there. Nice one, Gary ;)
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 10:39 am
Glad ya liked it, cynic. Its been around. Thought I’d get at least some derogatory remarks or head scratches, but nada.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 1:03 am
I nearly pissed my pants! Lol! 5L! This goes I'm my faves.


BANANA SPLIT - Like a beautiful WOMAN...you feel guilty,but satisfied after eating it. I know...I'm a BAD boy!


TAGS: dirty minds think a like
Rating: 4.33/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
I don't often associate eating a banana with a woman... but in this case, yum! 5L
rerun - March 13, 2010, 5:24 pm

I would have more guilt eating the banana split, but both are excellent dining experiences.


THE SUBCONSCIOUS MIND -




AWKWARDNESS -


TAGS: scuse me do you mind
Rating: 3.61/5

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Sean - November 12, 2010, 3:07 pm
Well I didn't mean too!
FatherTyme - November 12, 2010, 2:31 pm
Heh hah, he said "open-ended"
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 9:53 am
well, for 2 out of the 3 maybe ;) 5 Horny....er....frogs!


WHEN YOU'LL SHIT IT - You will see bricks. No, wait...


TAGS: shit bricks mindfuck
Rating: 3.54/5

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ukymik3 - January 21, 2012, 10:07 pm
lol, no they didnt, you should see whoever took the pic in the mirror, there is noone. how was the picture taken ?
Hoof - October 15, 2009, 3:56 am
Its a brick shithouse!!
Tallow - May 27, 2009, 9:26 am
Is there a door on this toilet?
Erecrottod - May 16, 2009, 9:17 am
Best Motifake I saw today. 5 Lions.
MissFetching. - April 25, 2009, 5:44 pm
LOVE it. 5 lions.
WeirdSmells - November 8, 2008, 3:25 pm
I like it.
Hater! - September 8, 2008, 4:19 pm
You Prove my point aPauling!
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 4:14 pm
I liked it. It's a refreshing twist the shitting bricks twist.
Hater! - September 8, 2008, 3:11 pm
Wow, in the great words of another million motifakes out there, YOU EPIC FAILED!


Believe it or not -


TAGS: ninja cats minding forest mew
Rating: 3.47/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 21, 2013, 7:41 pm
Awe, man! the quality didn't turn out well. This is the work of Ninja cats! (They're there, trust me)


RACISM -


TAGS: life time human nature evil anonymous control mind power
Rating: 2.91/5

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me - September 17, 2009, 1:45 pm
So you are saying whites are being controlled by racist blacks and mexicans? Makes sense.


MEGAMIND, EVIL OVERLORD - At the end, "No, you can't" won "Yes, we can"




YOU SAY I HAVE A DIRTY MIND? - Well then how did you understand it if you DON'T have one?




LIFE -




CAVEMAN - Not even his Doctor can tell you whats going on


TAGS: caveman split mind
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - February 26, 2015, 4:26 pm
HAH! Now that's hilarious! wunner which one thinks it's not funny...
Wytch - February 1, 2012, 2:33 am
I actually DO suffer from multiple personality disorder, and it's not that funny.
caveman - December 13, 2011, 5:26 am
(well apparently i suffer from multiple personality disorder)(and i'm just insane)


STEAMY RELATIONSHIP? -




ART 101 - Culos never bothered completing the tree assignment


TAGS: one track mind
Rating: 4.5/5

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culos - August 12, 2010, 5:32 am
Nice! I feel all warm and mushy and loved today...


MEMORY LAPSE -


TAGS: pain is only in the mind cubby
Rating: 4.43/5

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rerun - July 30, 2010, 8:27 pm

twisted & perverted, just like it should be.
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 11:13 pm
Yeah...I'll lick them
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 11:01 pm
ahhhh... taking the submissive role?
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 10:58 pm
I like the boots...
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 10:52 pm
Photo is good... the caption makes it great... couldn't be done better.
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 10:48 pm
I know you love this photo...thanks
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 10:45 pm
This is a masterpiece. 5 Leather Lions


MOTIFAKE -




A RARE LOOK - At the inside of a blond's mind.




HEROES - Hiro Nakamura as he is farting


TAGS: hiro nagamura mind power
Rating: 3.29/5

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CANADA - December 4, 2009, 11:53 pm
LMFAO @ SD
spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:50 pm
Is he trying to stop time or a prairie dog?
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 11:49 pm
LOL
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 11:48 pm
HEROES - The damn meatballs always give me indigestion.
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 11:43 pm
Wow.


HOMELESSNESS -




SLAM OF THE WEEK - Use it well, use it often.




BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED -


TAGS: toys calendar develop young minds
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - July 20, 2012, 2:23 pm
HAHA! This is great Greeny. 5L
pickleviper - July 20, 2012, 12:16 pm
yous not makes fun star wars best moovies evah goerge lucas is god grrrr me so angry rite now


RORSCHACH TEST - WHAT DID YOU SEE? -


TAGS: a dirty mind is a joy for ever
Rating: 4.94/5

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bigsouthfork - November 28, 2012, 10:32 pm
sorry, married
bigsouthfork - November 28, 2012, 10:32 pm
SO, the first thing that i seen WAS a solar still and that worries me some. I admit that I'm marry, but I didn't think I was dead and burried.
Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:22 pm
Female reproductive system was the first thing to come to mind. Happy?
pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 7:00 pm
i didn't think that until you mentioned it, as now i can't unsee it
culos - October 18, 2010, 6:22 pm
C'mon guys, own up!!!


TIN FOIL HATS -


TAGS: aliens mind control
Rating: 4.93/5

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Bolverk37782 - August 4, 2011, 6:56 pm
Or Alcoa, they have both F**KED over the UK govenment a couple of thimes a piece.
tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 9:11 pm
And the royalities go to Alcan...


CAPTIVITY -


TAGS: imprison mind
Rating: 4.7/5

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Cubbybear - October 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
Time to go to my Happy Place
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 10:04 pm
just ask his wife...5L
crankyhead - October 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
fantastic


THE PROBLEM WITH AN OPEN MIND - Is that sooner or later people will come along and try to put things in it...


TAGS: the problem with an open mind
Rating: 4.47/5

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Viper - May 11, 2010, 8:38 am
5L making me think about my life right now thanks a million!


JEDI MIND TRICKS - mods, This motifake is not the one you shall reject...


TAGS: mods jedi mind tricks
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 11:25 pm
Well played.
Hawamleh - July 18, 2010, 10:34 pm
5l cause of tth puting zealot down like that !
Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 10:15 pm

i'de have scored it 4.5 . meh...no half points....5 it is...i like.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2010, 9:47 pm
3.5 is better than your average rating zealot.
Zealot - July 18, 2010, 9:45 pm
5 because it worked, otherwise its 3.5 material
marshmallow - July 18, 2010, 9:34 pm
i knew the force was strong with me >.>


WE DONT HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF CHANGE - Not when its for the benefit of mankind Now is the time to change




HE'S BACK! - His first order of business: Tear shit up




HUMILITY -


TAGS: ithingican ithinkican i dammit ithoughticouldbutithasamindofitsown
Rating: 4.12/5

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Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 11:34 am
5 and a fav!
spacedog - April 11, 2010, 2:36 am
Very nice. 5 along for the ride.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 12:23 am
Sweet! 5L


MEDITATION -


TAGS: yoda jedi mind poster cubby
Rating: 4.09/5

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autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 3:40 am
Owwuummmmm..... great meditation! 5 Laid-back Breaths!


OTHER FISH IN THE SEA -


TAGS: not that i mind the occasional blowfish
Rating: 4.06/5

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CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:43 pm
Truly Demotivating! 5Lions
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 9:18 am
5 Gospels
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 10:03 pm
It's much worse if you turn off the volume!! LOL
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Dude, I'm not about to sit through the entire 3:39 of that song! No fucking way!
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 10:00 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY&feature=related
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 10:00 pm
That commercial was definitely targeting the gay male community!
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:58 pm
LOL!!! It's very hard to get out of your head.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
But since you've got the song stuck in my head now, join me in reminiscing about this old Listerine commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKx5uT8px8U
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:56 pm
True in spirit, Produce.... pure in spirit.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 9:55 pm
Dammit, Aggy... Now I have to clarify that it was NOT a true story.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
And you stuck to "Tarzan Boy"?
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:50 pm
Poor guy.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 9:48 pm
As a matter of fact I was. Coincidentally... Bambi and Roxy, the two biggest money-makers, particularly liked dancing to "Hook" by Blues Traveler. True story.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:39 pm
Produce... you have the wisdom of a man twice your age. Or, you were raised by strippers.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 9:32 pm
Love it. 5 doses of mercury.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 9:27 pm
But, most importantly, 5 Liprings.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 9:26 pm
Gospel. Of course, they all claim that they were suffocated by said fishermen, but that didn't stop them from dangling from their long rods. Just sayin'...


Pessimism -




PIRATES -


TAGS: blockbuster movies shrek fairy tale pregnancy jack sparrow does not approve subconcious mind f ck
Rating: 3.2/5

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Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:44 am
Oh my god! Poor Shrek...actually, now that I think about it...Oh my god! Poor pirates!


KLINGON MIND MELD -


TAGS: klingon mind meld star trek obama
Rating: 3.11/5

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Zagato - December 8, 2009, 12:23 am
rub a black man's head and he falls asleep
bill - October 16, 2009, 11:27 am
politi-fail
Daro - September 19, 2009, 9:20 pm
You did it wrong. It's a black Klingon and a Vulcan child. Fail.
Agent K - July 29, 2009, 10:33 pm
holy shit he does look like Tuvok cant believe i never noticed that before
Woodywood03a - July 26, 2009, 10:47 pm
Bearly pass
torungu - June 2, 2009, 3:23 am
firstly the black guy is wharf, a klingon and the kid is the vulcan not the other way around. secondly the vulcans are a more violent race than the klingons but they suppress their emotions
Cubbybear - April 9, 2009, 11:18 am
The Vulcan's mind couldn't handle the mind of a warrior


MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES -


TAGS: inquiring minds want to know
Rating: 3.1/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 11:03 am
United states of Tara. i love that show....5


DON'T QUOTE ME -




SECRET ETERNAL YOUTH -




WHEN YOU SEE IT - Youl will shit bricks


TAGS: mindfuck when you see it
Rating: 2.67/5

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The Angry Reverend - June 26, 2009, 1:50 pm
Will people never learn. . .Old and tired this joke is.
Sean - January 10, 2009, 9:34 pm
... you mean them ....


ZEITGEIST THE MOVIE -


TAGS: reality abstract sense philosophy science psychology inteligence life thoughts thought mind brain everything psyche psy senses perception secret ethic morality moral esthetic art time space theory idea vision visualisation truth critics motivational demot
Rating: 2.29/5

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Mark - April 1, 2009, 12:07 pm
Read this comment over and over until you figure it out. Tunnelgeist = 1
Purity - April 1, 2009, 4:39 am
Zeitgeist was awesome. Obama's continuing the doctrine. Wee, we're all going to hell for complacency.
Porcelina - January 8, 2009, 9:00 pm
People just don't want to accept the truth
Fatty - January 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
99% of the people here won't understand or would refuse to believe. But yes, good statement!


SLAM TRUNK -


TAGS: elephant injury mind kamasutra
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - November 23, 2010, 6:48 pm
LOL


OBEDIENCE -


TAGS: a good stance and posture reflect a proper state of mind
Rating: 4.68/5

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K Wells - April 11, 2011, 3:43 am
Nope, it's not right, but it opportunistic and absolutely necessary, I mean look at those norks!
5150monkeylove - April 10, 2011, 9:54 pm
Just relax and it will be fine....
djinnyf - April 10, 2011, 9:24 pm
Hum.... rape is forbiden, but this is right? xx
Cubbybear - August 11, 2010, 10:34 pm
5L for the tummy...good girl


THOUGHTS -


TAGS: cloud mind block end cubby
Rating: 4.55/5

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Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 8:35 am
ROR he called you a pimp hahah 5ls
matt28 - November 15, 2010, 11:26 pm
You certainly find all the drop-dead stunners. You pimp! 5L
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 10:43 pm
deep caption... love it. Very attractive face.


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